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Hmmm. I'm all in favor good health, but it always perterbs me a bit when the government steps in. I hope that universal health care coverage does occur, as I'm tired of big insurance getting big profits, and the docs & nurses who provide the care and expertise getting les & less each year. We're not business people, most of us never will be, and we're being taken advantage of.
But there's a new bit of legislation in the works to shift discussion to prevention of illness in the workplace, as the workplace can't seem to afford health insurance. The bill, the Healthy Workforce Act at http://www.healthpromotionjournal.com/publications/journal/en2007-07.htm, is a 50% tax credit of the cost of a qualified employer health promotion program, up to $200/employee for the first 200 employees and $100/employee for remaining employees for ten years.
The Secretary of Health and Human Services, in conjunction with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), will certify which programs qualify, but all programs must have the following specific features: 1) Include at least three of the following four components: health awareness, behavior change, employee engagement, and supportive environments. 2) Use practices that are consistent with evidence-based research and best-practices strategies. 3) Focus on employee populations with disproportionate health burdens, be culturally competent, and meet employees’ health literacy needs. 4) Offer all programs to all employees who work at least 25 hours per week.
They say that enhanced productivity and attendance at work will cause this tax break to be income neutral to the feds, and it will cost 50 cents per dollar spent to your employer. So is this going to be a good deal for all of us? Or an effort to justify lack of health nsurance due to company investment in a health program? Let me know what you think.
Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Door to endoscopy:
"To expedite your visit, please back in"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
In a hospital:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
A new medical facility with several different specialists opened in a trendy part of the city last month.
Wanting to be different and creative, the administration decided that each doctor's office f would, in some way, be representative of his practice.
So, when construction was complete, the eye doctor's door had a peep hole, the orthopedist's door had a broken hinge, the psychiatrist's door was painted all kinds of crazy colors, and the proctologist's door was left open - just a crack.
"We have the results back from your test and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H."
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What the heck is that?"
"It's a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and herpes," explains the doctor.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza and pancakes," says the doctor matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?"
"No," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."